Quests & Side Quests

Main Quest Line

 * The Island
 * Night of the Demons
 * A Fine Mess
 * Crimes & Misdemeanors
 * The 'Burbs
 * On Our Own
 * The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover

The Pre-Game

 * Anarchy in the NO
 * Get jumped into The Warlords


 * Nazi Punks Fuck Off
 * Fuck up The 88


 * Police Truck
 * Get some of the Warlords out of lockup


 * Chemical Warfare
 * Get back at The Orphans


 * Unity

The Party

 * In The City
 * Find a spot for the new concert space
 * Search & Destroy
 * Ever Fallen In Love
 * Banned In D.C.
 * Convince the ??? to join the concert
 * West Germany
 * Convince the ??? to join the party
 * TV Party
 * Get the equipment to pirate radio the concert
 * Viet Nam
 * Smash It Up

The Riot Girls

 * God Save The Queen(s)
 * Get jumped into the The Riot Girls


 * See No Evil
 * Deal with the very very no good bar manager


 * Orgasm Addict
 * Help out down at the brothel


 * White Riot
 * Oh Bondage Up Yours
 * Live Fast Die Young
 * Pay To Cum
 * Los Angeles
 * Institutionalized
 * Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
 * Angels With Dirty Faces
 * Get back at The Mantegna Outfit


 * New Aryans
 * Fuck up The 88

Getting Up

 * American Pop
 * Rich and Famous
 * Missing in Action
 * Hellraiser
 * Without Warning

Off The Bench

 * A View to Kill
 * Faces of Death
 * The Last Metro
 * The Master
 * Bennett Bridge
 * For Your Eyes Only
 * When the Ravens Fly
 * Eyes of a Stranger

The Anabasis

 * Intruder
 * An Innocent Man
 * Street Trash
 * History of the World Part I

Junior Partners

 * Coming to America
 * Bodyguard for a mob boss' son flying through ???


 * Bachelor Party


 * Adventures in Babysitting
 * Lost in America
 * Help track down said mob boss' son

Moving Up in America

 * Dead Calm
 * Broadcast News
 * Throw Momma From The Train
 * Tough Guys Don't Dance
 * The Video Dead
 * Uninvited

The Abramov Family

 * Criminal Law
 * Le Professionnel
 * Surf Nazis Must Die
 * Red Heat
 * Can't Buy Me Love

Blast From the Past

 * Once Upon A Time in America
 * The Cotton Club
 * Married to the Mob
 * My Bloody Valentine

The New Age

 * The Man Who Wasn't There
 * The King of Comedy
 * Miami Connection
 * Sex, Lies & Videotape

Millionaire's Express
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Smart & Subtle
"Not that there's a smart way of going about this, but take the most subtle approach. Make your way on the plane and rob it while it's in the air. Either jump off with the loot or jettison it off the plane."


 * Heist Prep: Plane Layout
 * Heist Prep: Boarding Pass
 * VIP Gambler
 * Concierge
 * Stowaway

Loud & Dumb
"Get on the plane before takeoff and plant explosives to bring it down. Rob it from the crash site and prepare for blowback from the police, the feds, TVC, and whoever the plane lands on."


 * Heist Prep: Plane Layout
 * Heist Prep: The Logistics of Flying (And Crashing)
 * Heist Prep: Explosives
 * Heist Prep: Carry-on Luggage

The Desio Family

 * Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
 * Stand By Me
 * Funeral Home
 * The House on Sorority Row
 * American Gothic
 * Final Run

The Copperhead

 * Maniac Cop
 * Christine
 * Track down a hard-to-find car


 * Escape From The Bowery
 * The Church
 * Night School

The McCarthy Family

 * Cannery Row
 * Batteries Not Included
 * Young Guns
 * No Holds Barred
 * Legacy of Rage
 * Barfly

Smart & Subtle
"Sneak into the stadium's vault posing as security guards. Steal the entire take without anyone knowing you're stealing anything."


 * Heist Prep: Stadium Layout
 * Heist Prep: Guard Uniforms
 * Heist Prep: Counterfeit Credentials
 * The Big Game (Quiet)
 * Stop the original transport and deal with the guards
 * Limited amount of time
 * Drive the armored car into the garage
 * Get up to the vault
 * Grab the take and get it back to the van
 * Grab it and go

Loud & Dumb
"Get into the skybox underneath the vault and blow the ceiling out. Loot the vault and fight your way back to ground level."


 * Heist Prep: Stadium Layout
 * Heist Prep: Getaway Car
 * Heist Prep: Explosives
 * Heist Prep: Getting in the Stadium
 * VIP tickets
 * Press credentials
 * Stadium employee
 * The Big Game (Loud)

The Highwaymen

 * Repo Man
 * Urban Cowboy
 * Drugstore Cowboy
 * Fat Man & Little Boy
 * The Beast of War

The Orphans

 * The Lost Boys
 * The Dogs of War
 * The War of the Roses

The Yardies

 * Dirty Dancing
 * Strange Brew
 * The Man Who Saw Tomorrow
 * The Funhouse
 * Raging Bull

FBI

 * The Untouchables
 * Manhunter
 * Moscow on the Hudson
 * Invasion U.S.A.
 * Spies Like Us
 * Body Double
 * The Big Heat
 * Shotgun

NOPD

 * Lethal Weapon(s)
 * The Evil That Men Do
 * The Private Eyes
 * The Needle
 * The Vanishing
 * City Cops

NSPD

 * 52 Pick-Up
 * Don't Go In The Woods
 * Fair Game
 * All Dogs Go To Heaven
 * The Dead Next Door
 * Without a Clue

White Collar

 * A Better Tomorrow
 * Do some light insider trading for TVC
 * Hardly Working
 * "Motivate" some of TVC's lower performing branches
 * My Dinner With Andre
 * Interrupt a business dinner with TVC's competitor

Black Tuesday

 * The Decline of the American Empire
 * The Money Pit
 * Raw Deal
 * Risky Business
 * The Company of Wolves
 * The Millston Project

Smart & Subtle
"Get onto the stock exchange floor and manipulate the market in TVC's favor. Keep bloodshed to a minimum and try and dodge the traders throwing themselves from the roofs."

Loud & Dumb
"Take the most direct path to the stock exchange floor and blast your way to it. Make sure to throw suspicion off TVC while you're there. Also, make sure that you have enough firepower to make it through the NOPD response."

Side Quests

 * For Queen & Country
 * Margaret Thatcher's in town. Did you hear?


 * Fast Times at [FANCY PRIVATE SCHOOL] High
 * Revenge of the Nerds
 * Slumber Party Massacre
 * Weird Science
 * Caddyshack
 * UHF
 * Sleepaway Camp
 * Killer Party
 * Fame
 * The Dead Pool
 * Sidewalk Stories
 * Author! Author!
 * Live From New Oxford! It's Saturday Night!